Troylus and Cressida.Ile send the foole to
Aiax, and desire him
T'inuite the Troian Lords after the Combat
[2030]
To see vs here vnarm'd: I haue a womans longing,An appetite that I am sicke withall,To see great
Hector in his weedes of
peace;
Enter Thersi.To talke with him, and to behold his visage,Euen to my full of view. A labour sau'd.Ther.
[2035]
A wonder.
Achil.
What?
Ther.
Aiax goes vp and downe the field, asking for
himselfe.
Achil.
How so?
Ther.
[2040]
Hee must fight singly to morrow with
Hector,
and is so prophetically proud of an heroicall cudgelling,
that he raues in saying nothing.
Achil.
How can that be?
Ther.
Why he stalkes vp and downe like a Peacock, a
[2045]
stride and a
stand: ruminates like an hostesse, that hath no
Arithmatique
but her braine to set downe her recko
ning: bites his
lip with a politique regard, as who should
say, there were wit
in his head and twoo'd out; and so
there is: but it lyes as
coldly in him, as fire in a flint,
[2050]
which will not shew without
knocking. The mans vn
done for euer; for if
Hector breake not his necke
i'th'com
bat, heele break't himselfe in
vaine‑glory. He knows
not mee: I said, good morrow
Aiax; And he replyes,
thankes
Agamemnon. What thinke you of this man,
[2055]
that takes me for the Generall? Hee's growne a very
land‑fish, languagelesse, a monster: a plague of
o
pinion, a man may weare it on both sides like a
leather
Ierkin.
Achil.
Thou must be my Ambassador to him
Thersites.
Ther.
[2060]
Who, I: why, heele answer nobody: he pro
fesses not
answering; speaking is for beggers: he weares
his tongue in's
armes: I will put on his presence;let
Pa
troclus
make his demands to me, you shall
see the Page
ant of
Aiax.
Achil.
[2065]
To him
Patroclus; tell him, I humbly desire
the
valiant
Aiax, to inuite the most
valorous
Hector, to come
vnarm'd to my
Tent, and to procure safe conduct for his
person, of the
magnanimious and most illustrious, sixe or
seauen times
honour'd Captaine, Generall of the Grecian
[2070]
Armie
Agamemnon, &c. doe this.
Patro.
Ioue blesse great
Aiax.
Ther.
Hum.
Patr.
I come from the worthy
AehillesAchilles.
Ther.
Ha?
Patr.
[2075]
Who most humbly desires you to inuite
Hector
to his Tent.
Ther.
Hum.
Patr.
And to procure safe conduct from
Agamemnon.
Ther.
Agamemnon?
Patr.
[2080]
I my Lord.
Ther.
Ha?
Patr.
What say you too't.
Ther.
God buy you with all my heart.
Patr.
Your answer sir.
Ther.
[2085]
If tomorrow be a faire day, by eleuen a clocke
it will goe one
way or other; howsoeuer, he shall pay for
me ere he has me.
Patr.
Your answer sir.
Ther.
Fare you well withall my heart.
Achil.
[2090]
Why, but he is not in this tune, is he?
Ther.
No, but he's out a tune thus: what musicke will
be in him when
Hector has knockt out his braines, I know
not: but I am sure none, vnlesse the Fidler
Apollo get his
Come, thou shalt beare a Letter to him
straight.
Ther.
Let me carry another to his Horse; for that's the
more capable
creature.
Achil.My minde is troubled like a Fountains stir'd,And I my selfe see not the bottome of it.Ther.
[2100]
Would the Fountaine of your minde were cleere
againe, that I
might water an Asse at it: I had rather be a
Ticke in a Sheepe,
then such a valiant ignorance.
[Act 4, Scene 1]
Enter at one doore Æneas
with a Torch, at another
Paris, Diephœbus, Anthenor, Diomed
the
Grecian, with Torches.
Par.
See hoa, who is that there?
Dieph.
It is the Lord
Æneas
Æne.
[2105]
Is the Prince there in person?Had I so good occasion to lye longAs you Prince
Paris, nothing but heauenly
businesse,
Should rob my bed‑mate of my company.Diom.
That's my minde too: good morrow Lord
[2110]
Æneas.
Par.A valiant Greeke
Æneas take his
hand,
Witnesse the processe of your speech within;You told how
Diomed in a whole weeke by
dayes
Did haunt you in the Field.Æne.
[2115]
Health to you valiant sir,During all question of the gentle truce:But when I meete you arm'd, as blacke defiance,As heart can thinke, or courage execute.Diom.The one and other
Diomed embraces,
[2120]
Our blouds are now in calme; and so long health:But when contention, and occasion meetes,By
Ioue, Ile play the hunter for thy life,
With all my force, pursuite and pollicy.Æne.And thou shalt hunt a Lyon that will flye
[2125]
With his face backward, in humaine gentlenesse:Welcome to Troy; now by
Anchises life,
Welcome indeede; by
Venus hand I sweare,
No man aliue can loue in such a sort,The thing he meanes to kill, more excellently.Diom.
[2130]
We simpathize.
Ioue let
Æneas liue
(If to my sword his fate be not the glory)A thousand compleate courses of the Sunne,But in mine emulous honor let him dye:With euery ioynt a wound, and that to morrow.Æne.
[2135]
We know each other well.
Dio.
We doe, and long to know each other worse.
Par.This is the most, despightful'st gentle greeting;The noblest hatefull loue, that ere I heard of.What businesse Lord so early?Æne.
[2140]
I was sent for to the King; but why, I know not.
Par.His purpose meets you; it was to bring this GreekTo
Calchas house; and there to render him,
For the enfreed
Anthenor, the faire
Cressid:
Lets haue your company; or if you please,
[2145]
Haste there before vs. I constantly doe thinke(Or rather call my thought a certaine knowledge)My brother
Troylus lodges there to night.
Rouse him, and giue him note of our approach,With the whole quality whereof, I feare
[2150]
We shall be much vnwelcome.Æne.That I assure you;Troylus had rather Troy were borne to
Greece,
Then
Cressid borne from Troy.
Par. There
[Act 4, Scene 1]
Enter at one doore Æneas
with a Torch, at another
Paris, Diephœbus, Anthenor, Diomed
the
Grecian, with Torches.
Par.
See hoa, who is that there?
Dieph.
It is the Lord
Æneas
Æne.
[2105]
Is the Prince there in person?Had I so good occasion to lye longAs you Prince
Paris, nothing but heauenly
businesse,
Should rob my bed‑mate of my company.Diom.
That's my minde too: good morrow Lord
[2110]
Æneas.
Par.A valiant Greeke
Æneas take his
hand,
Witnesse the processe of your speech within;You told how
Diomed in a whole weeke by
dayes
Did haunt you in the Field.Æne.
[2115]
Health to you valiant sir,During all question of the gentle truce:But when I meete you arm'd, as blacke defiance,As heart can thinke, or courage execute.Diom.The one and other
Diomed embraces,
[2120]
Our blouds are now in calme; and so long health:But when contention, and occasion meetes,By
Ioue, Ile play the hunter for thy life,
With all my force, pursuite and pollicy.Æne.And thou shalt hunt a Lyon that will flye
[2125]
With his face backward, in humaine gentlenesse:Welcome to Troy; now by
Anchises life,
Welcome indeede; by
Venus hand I sweare,
No man aliue can loue in such a sort,The thing he meanes to kill, more excellently.Diom.
[2130]
We simpathize.
Ioue let
Æneas liue
(If to my sword his fate be not the glory)A thousand compleate courses of the Sunne,But in mine emulous honor let him dye:With euery ioynt a wound, and that to morrow.Æne.
[2135]
We know each other well.
Dio.
We doe, and long to know each other worse.
Par.This is the most, despightful'st gentle greeting;The noblest hatefull loue, that ere I heard of.What businesse Lord so early?Æne.
[2140]
I was sent for to the King; but why, I know not.
Par.His purpose meets you; it was to bring this GreekTo
Calchas house; and there to render him,
For the enfreed
Anthenor, the faire
Cressid:
Lets haue your company; or if you please,
[2145]
Haste there before vs. I constantly doe thinke(Or rather call my thought a certaine knowledge)My brother
Troylus lodges there to night.
Rouse him, and giue him note of our approach,With the whole quality whereof, I feare
[2150]
We shall be much vnwelcome.Æne.That I assure you;Troylus had rather Troy were borne to
Greece,
Then
Cressid borne from Troy.
Par.There is no helpe:
[2155]
The bitter disposition of the time will haue it soOn Lord, weele follow you.Æne.
Good morrow all.
Exit ÆneasPar.And tell me noble
Diomed; faith tell me
true,
Euen in the soule of sound good fellowship,
[2160]
Who in your thoughts merits faire
Helen
most?
My selfe, or
Menelaus?Diom.Both alike.He merits well to haue her, that doth seeke her,Not making any scruple of her soylure,
[2165]
With such a hell of paine, and world of charge.And you as well to keepe her, that defend her,Not pallating the taste of her dishonour,With such a costly losse of wealth and friends:He like a puling Cuckold, would drinke vp
[2170]
The lees and dregs of a flat tamed peece:You like a letcher, out of whorish loynes,Are pleas'd to breede out your inheritors:Both merits poyz'd, each weighs no lesse nor more,But he as he, which heauier for a whore.Par.
[2175]
You are too bitter to your country‑woman.Dio.Shee's bitter to her countrey: heare me
Paris,
For euery false drop in her baudy veines,A Grecians life hath sunke: for euery scrupleOf her contaminated carrion weight,
[2180]
A Troian hath beene slaine. Since she could speake,She hath not giuen so many good words breath,As for her, Greekes and Troians suffred death.Par.Faire
Diomed, you doe as chapmen doe,
Dis praise the thing that you desire to buy:
[2185]
But we in silence hold this vertue well;Weele not commend, what we intend to sell.Here lyes our way,Exeunt.
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<l n="2124">And thou shalt hunt a Lyon that will flye</l>
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<l n="2127">Welcome indeede; by<hi rend="italic">Venus</hi>hand I sweare,</l>
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<p n="2135">We know each other well.</p>
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<l n="2137">This is the most, despightful'st gentle greeting;</l>
<l n="2138">The noblest hatefull loue, that ere I heard of.</l>
<l n="2139">What businesse Lord so early?</l>
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<sp who="#F-tro-aen">
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<p n="2140">I was sent for to the King; but why, I know not.</p>
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<l n="2141">His purpose meets you; it was to bring this Greek</l>
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<l n="2145">Haste there before vs. I constantly doe thinke</l>
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<l n="2154">There is no helpe:</l>
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<l n="2156">On Lord, weele follow you.</l>
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<sp who="#F-tro-aen">
<speaker rend="italic">Æne.</speaker>
<p n="2157">Good morrow all.</p>
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<sp who="#F-tro-par">
<speaker rend="italic">Par.</speaker>
<l n="2158">And tell me noble<hi rend="italic">Diomed</hi>; faith tell me true,</l>
<l n="2159">Euen in the soule of sound good fellowship,</l>
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<l n="2167">Not pallating the taste of her dishonour,</l>
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<l n="2169">He like a puling Cuckold, would drinke vp</l>
<l n="2170">The lees and dregs of a flat tamed peece:</l>
<l n="2171">You like a letcher, out of whorish loynes,</l>
<l n="2172">Are pleas'd to breede out your inheritors:</l>
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<sp who="#F-tro-par">
<speaker rend="italic">Par.</speaker>
<l n="2175">You are too bitter to your country‑woman.</l>
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<sp who="#F-tro-dio">
<speaker rend="italic">Dio.</speaker>
<l n="2176">Shee's bitter to her countrey: heare me<hi rend="italic">Paris</hi>,</l>
<l n="2177">For euery false drop in her baudy veines,</l>
<l n="2178">A Grecians life hath sunke: for euery scruple</l>
<l n="2179">Of her contaminated carrion weight,</l>
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<l n="2181">She hath not giuen so many good words breath,</l>
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<l n="2184">Dis praise the thing that you desire to buy:</l>
<l n="2185">But we in silence hold this vertue well;</l>
<l n="2186">Weele not commend, what we intend to sell.</l>
<l n="2187">Here lyes our way,</l>
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