Scena Quarta
                  
                  
                  [Act 4, Scene 4]
                  
                  
                  
                     
                     
                     Lau.
                     
                     
                     When a mans seruant shall play the Curre with 
                     
                     him  (looke
                        you) it goes hard‐ one that I brought vp of 
                        
                     
                     
                     [1785]
                     
                     a
                        puppy: one that I sau'd from drowning, when three or 
                        
                     
                     
                     foure
                        of his blinde brothers and sisters went to it: I haue
                        
                        
                     
                     
                     taught him (euen as one would say precisely, thus I
                        
                        
                     
                     
                     would teach a dog) I was sent to deliuer him, as a
                        pre
                        
                     
                     
                     sent to Mistris 
                        
                        Siluia from my Master;
                        and I came no 
                        
                     
                     
                     [1790]
                     
                     sooner into the dyning‑chamber, but
                        he steps me to her 
                        
                     
                     
                     Trencher and steales her
                        Capons‑leg: O, 'tis a foule 
                        
                     
                     
                     thing, when a Cur cannot
                        keepe himselfe in all compa
                        
                     
                     
                     nies: I would haue (as
                        one should say) one that takes vp
                        
                     
                     
                     on him to be a
                        dog indeede, to be, as it were, a dog at all 
                        
                     
                     
                     [1795]
                     
                     things. If I
                        had not had more wit then he, to take a fault 
                        
                     
                     
                     vpon me that
                        he did, I thinke verily hee had bin hang'd 
                        
                     
                     
                     for't:
                        sure as I liue, he had suffer'd for't. You shall
                        iudge: 
                        
                     
                     
                     Hee thrusts me himselfe into the company of three or
                        
                        
                     
                     
                     foure gentleman‑like‑dogs, vnder the Dukes table:
                        hee 
                        
                     
                     
                     [1800]
                     
                     had not bin there (blesse the marke) a pissing while, but 
                     
                     all the chamber smelt him: out with the dog (saies
                        one) 
                        
                     
                     
                     what cur is that? (saies another) whip him out (saies
                        the 
                        
                     
                     
                     third) hang him vp (saies the Duke). I, hauing bin
                        ac
                        
                     
                     
                     quainted with the smell before, knew it was
                        Crab; and 
                        
                     
                     
                     [1805]
                     
                     goes me to the fellow that whips the dogges:
                        friend 
                        
                     
                     
                     (quoth I) you mean to whip the dog: I marry doe I
                        
                        
                     
                     
                     (quoth he) you doe him the more wrong (quoth I) 'twas
                        
                        
                     
                     
                     I did the thing you wot of: he makes me no more
                        adoe, 
                        
                     
                     
                     but whips me out of the chamber. How many
                        Masters 
                        
                     
                     
                     [1810]
                     
                     would doe this for his Seruant? nay, ile be
                        sworne I haue 
                        
                     
                     
                     sat in the stockes, for puddings he hath
                        stolne, otherwise 
                        
                     
                     
                     he had been executed: I haue
                        stood on the Pillorie for 
                        
                     
                     
                     Geese he hath
                        kil'd, otherwise he had sufferd for't: thou
                        
                        
                     
                     
                     think'st not of this now: nay, I remember the
                        tricke you 
                        
                     
                     
                     [1815]
                     
                     seru'd me, when I tooke my leaue of Madam
                        
                        
                        Siluia: did
                        
                     
                     
                     
                     not