Scena Quarta
[Act 4, Scene 4]
Lau.
When a mans seruant shall play the Curre with
him (looke
you) it goes hard‐ one that I brought vp of
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a
puppy: one that I sau'd from drowning, when three or
foure
of his blinde brothers and sisters went to it: I haue
taught him (euen as one would say precisely, thus I
would teach a dog) I was sent to deliuer him, as a
pre
sent to Mistris
Siluia from my Master;
and I came no
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sooner into the dyning‑chamber, but
he steps me to her
Trencher and steales her
Capons‑leg: O, 'tis a foule
thing, when a Cur cannot
keepe himselfe in all compa
nies: I would haue (as
one should say) one that takes vp
on him to be a
dog indeede, to be, as it were, a dog at all
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things. If I
had not had more wit then he, to take a fault
vpon me that
he did, I thinke verily hee had bin hang'd
for't:
sure as I liue, he had suffer'd for't. You shall
iudge:
Hee thrusts me himselfe into the company of three or
foure gentleman‑like‑dogs, vnder the Dukes table:
hee
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had not bin there (blesse the marke) a pissing while, but
all the chamber smelt him: out with the dog (saies
one)
what cur is that? (saies another) whip him out (saies
the
third) hang him vp (saies the Duke). I, hauing bin
ac
quainted with the smell before, knew it was
Crab; and
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goes me to the fellow that whips the dogges:
friend
(quoth I) you mean to whip the dog: I marry doe I
(quoth he) you doe him the more wrong (quoth I) 'twas
I did the thing you wot of: he makes me no more
adoe,
but whips me out of the chamber. How many
Masters
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would doe this for his Seruant? nay, ile be
sworne I haue
sat in the stockes, for puddings he hath
stolne, otherwise
he had been executed: I haue
stood on the Pillorie for
Geese he hath
kil'd, otherwise he had sufferd for't: thou
think'st not of this now: nay, I remember the
tricke you
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seru'd me, when I tooke my leaue of Madam
Siluia: did
not