my troth, we that haue good wits, haue much to answer
for: we shall be flouting: we cannot hold.
Good eu'n
Audrey.
God ye good eu'n
William.
And good eu'n to you Sir.
Good eu'n gentle friend. Couer thy head, couer
thy head: Nay prethee bee couer'd. How olde are you
Friend?
Fiue and twentie Sir.
A ripe age: Is thy name
William?
William, sir.
A faire name. Was't borne i'th Forrest heere?
I sir, I thanke God.
Thanke God: A good answer:
Art rich?
'Faith sir, so, so.
So, so, is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not, it is but so, so:
Art thou wise?
I sir, I haue a prettie wit.
Why, thou saist well. I do now remember a say
ing: The Foole doth thinke he is wise, but the wiseman
knowes himselfe to be a Foole. The Heathen Philoso
pher, when he had a desire to eate a Grape, would open
his lips when he put it into his mouth, meaning there
by, that Grapes were made to eate, and lippes to open.
You do loue this maid?
I do
Giue me your hand: Art thou Learned
No sir.
Then learne this of me, To haue, is to haue. For
it is a figure in Rhetoricke, that drink being powr'd out
of a cup into a glasse, by filling the one, doth empty the
other. For all your Writers do consent, that
ipse is hee:
now you are not
ipse, for I am he.
Which he sir?
He sir, that must marrie this woman: Therefore
you Clowne, abandon: which is in the vulgar, leaue the
societie: which in the boorish, is companie, of this fe
male: which in the common, is woman: which toge
ther, is, abandon the society of this Female, or Clowne
thou perishest: or to thy better vnderstanding, dyest; or
(to wit) I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life in
to death, thy libertie into bondage: I will deale in poy
son with thee, or in bastinado, or in steele: I will bandy
with thee in faction, I will ore‑run thee with policie: I
will kill thee a hundred and fifty wayes, therefore trem
ble and depart.
Do good
William.
God rest you merry sir.
Our Master and Mistresse seekes you: come a
way, away.
Trip
Audry, trip
Audry, I attend,
I attend.
Is't possible, that on so little acquaintance you
should like her