you take paines to thanke me, if it had been painefull, I
would not haue come.
Bene.
You take pleasure then in the message.
Beat.
[1045]
Yea iust so much as you may take vpon a kniues
point, and choake a daw withall: you haue no stomacke
signior, fare you well.
Exit.Bene.
Ha, against my will I am sent to bid you come
into dinner: there's a double meaning in that: I tooke
[1050]
no more paines for those thankes then you took paines
to thanke me, that's as much as to say, any paines that I
take for you is as easie as thankes: if I do not take pitty
of her I am a villaine, if I doe not loue her I am a Iew, I
will goe get her picture.
Exit.
Actus Tertius.
[Act 3, Scene 1]
Enter Hero and two Gentlemen, Margaret, and Vrsula.Hero.
[1055]
Good
Margaret runne thee to the parlour,
There shalt thou finde my Cosin
Beatrice,
Proposing with the Prince and
Claudio,
Whisper her eare, and tell her I and
Vrsula,
Walke in the Orchard, and our whole discourse
[1060]
Is all of her, say that thou ouer‑heardst vs,And bid her steale into the pleached bower,Where hony‑suckles ripened by the sunne,Forbid the sunne to enter: like fauourites,Made proud by Princes, that aduance their pride,
[1065]
Against that power that bred it, there will she hide her,To listen our purpose, this is thy office,Beare thee well in it, and leaue vs alone.Marg.Ile make her come I warrant you presently.Hero.Now
Vrsula, when
Beatrice doth come,
[1070]
As we do trace this alley vp and downe,Our talke must onely be of
Benedicke,
When I doe name him, let it be thy part,To praise him more then euer man did merit,My talke to thee must be how
Benedicke
[1075]
Is sicke in loue with
Beatrice; of this matter,
Is little
Cupids crafty arrow made,
That onely wounds by heare‑say: now begin,Enter Beatrice.For looke where
Beatrice like a Lapwing runs
Close by the ground, to heare our conference.Vrs.
[1080]
The pleasant'st angling is to see the fishCut with her golden ores the siluer streame,And greedily deuoure the treacherous baite:So angle we for
Beatrice, who euen now,
Is couched in the wood‑bine couerture,
[1085]
Feare you not my part of the Dialogue.Her.Then go we neare her that her eare loose nothing,Of the false sweete baite that we lay for it:No truely
Vrsula, she is too disdainfull,
I know her spirits are as coy and wilde,
[1090]
As Haggerds of the rocke.Vrsula.But are you sure,That
Benedicke loues
Beatrice so intirely?
Her.So saies the Prince, and my new trothed Lord.Vrs.And did they bid you tell her of it, Madam?Her.
[1095]
They did intreate me to acquaint her of it,But I perswaded them, if they lou'd
Benedicke,
KTo
Actus Tertius.
[Act 3, Scene 1]
Enter Hero and two Gentlemen, Margaret, and Vrsula.Hero.
[1055]
Good
Margaret runne thee to the parlour,
There shalt thou finde my Cosin
Beatrice,
Proposing with the Prince and
Claudio,
Whisper her eare, and tell her I and
Vrsula,
Walke in the Orchard, and our whole discourse
[1060]
Is all of her, say that thou ouer‑heardst vs,And bid her steale into the pleached bower,Where hony‑suckles ripened by the sunne,Forbid the sunne to enter: like fauourites,Made proud by Princes, that aduance their pride,
[1065]
Against that power that bred it, there will she hide her,To listen our purpose, this is thy office,Beare thee well in it, and leaue vs alone.Marg.Ile make her come I warrant you presently.Hero.Now
Vrsula, when
Beatrice doth come,
[1070]
As we do trace this alley vp and downe,Our talke must onely be of
Benedicke,
When I doe name him, let it be thy part,To praise him more then euer man did merit,My talke to thee must be how
Benedicke
[1075]
Is sicke in loue with
Beatrice; of this matter,
Is little
Cupids crafty arrow made,
That onely wounds by heare‑say: now begin,Enter Beatrice.For looke where
Beatrice like a Lapwing runs
Close by the ground, to heare our conference.Vrs.
[1080]
The pleasant'st angling is to see the fishCut with her golden ores the siluer streame,And greedily deuoure the treacherous baite:So angle we for
Beatrice, who euen now,
Is couched in the wood‑bine couerture,
[1085]
Feare you not my part of the Dialogue.Her.Then go we neare her that her eare loose nothing,Of the false sweete baite that we lay for it:No truely
Vrsula, she is too disdainfull,
I know her spirits are as coy and wilde,
[1090]
As Haggerds of the rocke.Vrsula.But are you sure,That
Benedicke loues
Beatrice so intirely?
Her.So saies the Prince, and my new trothed Lord.Vrs.And did they bid you tell her of it, Madam?Her.
[1095]
They did intreate me to acquaint her of it,But I perswaded them, if they lou'd
Benedicke,
To wish him wrastle with affection,And neuer to let
Beatrice know of it.
Vrsula.Why did you so, doth not the Gentleman
[1100]
Deserue as full as fortunate a bed,As euer
Beatrice shall couch vpon?
Hero.O God of loue! I know he doth deserue,As much as may be yeelded to a man:But Nature neuer fram'd a womans heart,
[1105]
Of prowder stuffe then that of
Beatrice:
Disdaine and Scorne ride sparkling in her eyes,Mis‑prizing what they looke on, and her witValues it selfe so highly, that to herAll matter else seemes weake: she cannot loue,
[1110]
Nor take no shape nor proiect of affection,Shee is so selfe indeared.Vrsula.Sure I thinke so,And therefore certainely it were not goodShe knew his loue, lest she make sport at it.Hero.
[1115]
Why you speake truth, I neuer yet saw man,How wise, how noble, yong, how rarely featur'd.But she would spell him backward: if faire fac'd,She would sweare the gentleman should be her sister:If blacke, why Nature drawing of an anticke,
[1120]
Made a foule blot: if tall, a launce ill headed:If low, an agot very vildlie cut:If speaking, why a vane blowne with all windes:If silent, why a blocke moued with none.So turnes she euery man the wrong side out,
[1125]
And neuer giues to Truth and Vertue, thatWhich simplenesse and merit purchaseth.Vrsu.Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable.Hero.No, not to be so odde, and from all fashions,As
Beatrice is, cannot be commendable,
[1130]
But who dare tell her so? if I should speake,She would mocke me into ayre, O she would laugh meOut of my selfe, presse me to death with wit,Therefore let
Benedicke like couered fire,
Consume away in sighes, waste inwardly:
[1135]
It were a better death, to die with mockes,Which is as bad as die with tickling.Vrsu.Yet tell her of it, heare what shee will say.Hero.No, rather I will goe to
Benedicke,
And counsaile him to fight against his passion,
[1140]
And truly Ile deuise some honest slanders,To staine my cosin with, one doth not know,How much an ill word may impoison liking.Vrsu.O doe not doe your cosin such a wrong,She cannot be so much without true iudgement,
[1145]
Hauing so swift and excellent a witAs she is prisde to haue, as to refuseSo rare a Gentleman as signior
Benedicke.Hero.He is the onely man of Italy,Alwaies excepted, my deare
Claudio.Vrsu.
[1150]
I pray you be not angry with me, Madame,Speaking my fancy: Signior
Benedicke,
For shape, for bearing argument and valour,Goes formost in report through Italy.Hero.Indeed he hath an excellent good name.Vrsu.
[1155]
His excellence did earne it ere he had it:When are you married Madame?Hero.Why euerie day to morrow, come goe in,Ile shew thee some attires, and haue thy counsell,Which is the best to furnish me to morrow.Vrsu.
[1160]
Shee's tane I warrant you,We haue caught her Madame?Hero.If it proue so, then louing goes by haps,Some
Cupid kills with arrowes, some with traps.
Exit.Beat.What fire is in mine eares? can this be true?
[1165]
Stand I condemn'd for pride and scorne so much?Contempt, farewell, and maiden pride, adew,No glory liues behinde the backe of such.And
Benedicke, loue on, I will requite thee,
Taming my wilde heart to thy louing hand:
[1170]
If thou dost loue, my kindnesse shall incite theeTo binde our loues vp in a holy band.For others say thou dost deserue, and IBeleeue it better then reportingly.Exit.
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<l n="1080">The pleasant'st angling is to see the fish</l>
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<l n="1095">They did intreate me to acquaint her of it,</l>
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<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1102">O God of loue! I know he doth deserue,</l>
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<l n="1108">Values it selfe so highly, that to her</l>
<l n="1109">All matter else seemes weake: she cannot loue,</l>
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<sp who="#F-ado-urs">
<speaker rend="italic">Vrsula.</speaker>
<l n="1112">Sure I thinke so,</l>
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<sp who="#F-ado-her">
<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1115">Why you speake truth, I neuer yet saw man,</l>
<l n="1116">How wise, how noble, yong, how rarely featur'd.</l>
<l n="1117">But she would spell him backward: if faire fac'd,</l>
<l n="1118">She would sweare the gentleman should be her sister:</l>
<l n="1119">If blacke, why Nature drawing of an anticke,</l>
<l n="1120">Made a foule blot: if tall, a launce ill headed:</l>
<l n="1121">If low, an agot very vildlie cut:</l>
<l n="1122">If speaking, why a vane blowne with all windes:</l>
<l n="1123">If silent, why a blocke moued with none.</l>
<l n="1124">So turnes she euery man the wrong side out,</l>
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<l n="1126">Which simplenesse and merit purchaseth.</l>
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<speaker rend="italic">Vrsu.</speaker>
<l n="1127">Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable.</l>
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<sp who="#F-ado-her">
<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1128">No, not to be so odde, and from all fashions,</l>
<l n="1129">As<hi rend="italic">Beatrice</hi>is, cannot be commendable,</l>
<l n="1130">But who dare tell her so? if I should speake,</l>
<l n="1131">She would mocke me into ayre, O she would laugh me</l>
<l n="1132">Out of my selfe, presse me to death with wit,</l>
<l n="1133">Therefore let<hi rend="italic">Benedicke</hi>like couered fire,</l>
<l n="1134">Consume away in sighes, waste inwardly:</l>
<l n="1135">It were a better death, to die with mockes,</l>
<l n="1136">Which is as bad as die with tickling.</l>
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<sp who="#F-ado-urs">
<speaker rend="italic">Vrsu.</speaker>
<l n="1137">Yet tell her of it, heare what shee will say.</l>
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<sp who="#F-ado-her">
<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1138">No, rather I will goe to<hi rend="italic">Benedicke</hi>,</l>
<l n="1139">And counsaile him to fight against his passion,</l>
<l n="1140">And truly Ile deuise some honest slanders,</l>
<l n="1141">To staine my cosin with, one doth not know,</l>
<l n="1142">How much an ill word may impoison liking.</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-urs">
<speaker rend="italic">Vrsu.</speaker>
<l n="1143">O doe not doe your cosin such a wrong,</l>
<l n="1144">She cannot be so much without true iudgement,</l>
<l n="1145">Hauing so swift and excellent a wit</l>
<l n="1146">As she is prisde to haue, as to refuse</l>
<l n="1147">So rare a Gentleman as signior<hi rend="italic">Benedicke.</hi>
</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-her">
<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1148">He is the onely man of Italy,</l>
<l n="1149">Alwaies excepted, my deare<hi rend="italic">Claudio.</hi>
</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-urs">
<speaker rend="italic">Vrsu.</speaker>
<l n="1150">I pray you be not angry with me, Madame,</l>
<l n="1151">Speaking my fancy: Signior<hi rend="italic">Benedicke</hi>,</l>
<l n="1152">For shape, for bearing argument and valour,</l>
<l n="1153">Goes formost in report through Italy.</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-her">
<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1154">Indeed he hath an excellent good name.</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-urs">
<speaker rend="italic">Vrsu.</speaker>
<l n="1155">His excellence did earne it ere he had it:</l>
<l n="1156">When are you married Madame?</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-her">
<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1157">Why euerie day to morrow, come goe in,</l>
<l n="1158">Ile shew thee some attires, and haue thy counsell,</l>
<l n="1159">Which is the best to furnish me to morrow.</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-urs">
<speaker rend="italic">Vrsu.</speaker>
<l n="1160">Shee's tane I warrant you,</l>
<l n="1161">We haue caught her Madame?</l>
</sp>
<sp who="#F-ado-her">
<speaker rend="italic">Hero.</speaker>
<l n="1162">If it proue so, then louing goes by haps,</l>
<cb n="2"/>
<l n="1163">Some<hi rend="italic">Cupid</hi>kills with arrowes, some with traps.</l>
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<stage rend="italic rightJustified" type="exit">Exit.</stage>
<sp who="#F-ado-bea">
<speaker rend="italic">Beat.</speaker>
<l n="1164">What fire is in mine eares? can this be true?</l>
<l n="1165">Stand I condemn'd for pride and scorne so much?</l>
<l n="1166">Contempt, farewell, and maiden pride, adew,</l>
<l n="1167">No glory liues behinde the backe of such.</l>
<l n="1168">And<hi rend="italic">Benedicke</hi>, loue on, I will requite thee,</l>
<l n="1169">Taming my wilde heart to thy louing hand:</l>
<l n="1170">If thou dost loue, my kindnesse shall incite thee</l>
<l n="1171">To binde our loues vp in a holy band.</l>
<l n="1172">For others say thou dost deserue, and I</l>
<l n="1173">Beleeue it better then reportingly.</l>
</sp>
<stage rend="italic rightJustified" type="exit">Exit.</stage>
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